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Thursday, December 7, 2006
Its a jungle out there!
Posted by: Claire
The birds are so loud in this country. Seriously, it's a jungle out there. If you like being woken up at 4am every morning, then you should move here. Frankly, I think it's a pain in the ass!
Oh yeah and listen to this! Chris had just picked up some parts for his car at some random junk yard in the middle of no where and so we're driving along and I'm sitting in the front seat: Ouch! Chris, I just got bit in the foot. What the *&^%? I look down at my feet and see this spider scurry behind the panel by the passenger door. Chris I just got bit by a spider in the front seat of your car. Starting to panic. What did it look like. I dont know! It was brown and small and looked like a spider! Erch! Pulls over to the side of the road. Opens my door and starts pulling the panel off to see what kind of spider it is in case I need an anti venom, he knows what to tell the doctors at emergency. Im panicking, my foot hurts. Chris am I gonna die I dont want to die. No comment. Cant find the spider. What did it look like. It was small and brown. Did it have long legs or short legs? Short legs. Ok you're fine. If it had short legs, its only a garden spider. They bite but they are harmless. Are you sure? Yeah, you should be fine. Few!!!! Ok. Im calm. Kind of. I'm from Canada. That shit freaks me out. We only have Grizzly Bears and Cougars and shit. Anyways, so Im sitting cross legged for a while and then after examining the floor very carefully, I decide it's safe to put my feet on the floor again, since its only a garden spider anyways and I hadn't died yet. Just when I thought I was safe, Ouch!!! Other foot. What the *&^%??? Are you kidding me? I look down and find the culprit. This time it was a green ant. They hurt. Well, isn't this my lucky day.....All the insects in the world decided to stowaway into Chris's car on the car parts he bought in the middle of no where and now they are deciding I'm good to eat. Little @#$holes. hahaha. Anyways, we decided it was good luck.......even though both my feet hurt.
Other than that, I've been dirt jumping lots. My favorite! And I'm racing this weekend. Theres a Queensland State race on the Gold Coast. Should be fun, give you the full report next week.
For now, I will leave you with this. View image Playing pool and tarding in Chris's garage. How much does he look like an angry wierd man? hahaha.
